Don't touch me or sit next to me if:

...you are going to hack up a lung
...you are going to sniff snot up your nose and down your throat
...you are feeling like sneezing
...you went to the bathroom and didn't wash your hands
...you wiped your nose up your arm and on your hands (and then licked it)
...you feel like barfing
...you have pink eye
...you have head lice
...you are about to wet your pants
...you have stripe (strep) throat
...if there is anything even resembling the afore mentioned things


Just leave that chair empty next to me!
For those of you who don't teach school, the above issues are DAILY issues. eeeeeeewwwww!